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What ChatGPT would say if it were the BoE governor

Martyn Page

Martyn Page

It is only when we see this kind of uncertainty and weakness that we can start to relax.

Stage Three is the much-needed cut in interest rates that people had hoped would begin before Christmas. Here’s why it could take longer.

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Once upon a time, most mortgages were on variable rates, so interest rate changes quickly fed through to the economy a month later.

However, a decade of ultra-low rates meant most borrowers took fixed-rate loans. These have insulated households from the restrictions of higher rates and, rather like Wile E Coyote, they carried on blithely walking on air. Now they are starting to look down.

By the end of 2026, almost all households with a mortgage will have moved to a higher rate, and, unless banks extend their terms, are likely to end up with annual mortgage bills that are £2,000 higher on average compared to December 2021.

A large slug of this falls due in 2024, when a general election is likely. But since the government already expects to lose this, I won’t have to deal with much harassment from Number 10.

Anyway, my job contract doesn’t expire until 2028, so I am quite relaxed. It’ll be a different lot of politicians by then.

I hope you have found this little fireside chat to be helpful, I know I have. There are some things one simply cannot say at a Bank of England press conference.

But if you have found any of it unpalatable, well, I’m sorry.

Lots of love,

The Governor

*Was this really generated by a chatbot? Or by Page himself? Is Martyn Page himself a robot? In this day and age, who really knows?